Political joke SMSes, Malaysia General Elections 2004
With the ongoing election fever, here are some election type SMSes received recently. Warning, some are politically incorrect!
breaking news: dato samy vellu will be standing in cameron highlands in the forthcoming general elections cos he insists on a landslide victory.
a girl asks pas imam: what’s devil, hell and heaven? Imam explain: between my 2 legs is the devil, between your 2 legs is hell, lock the devil in hell and we’ll enter heaven.
umno ada keris, dap ada roket, pas ada bulan. tapi setajam mana keris, sepanjang mana roket, kalau datang bulan (haid), keris dan roket simpan dalam seluar je le!
pahang telah kehilangan MB nya khalil yaakob bila adnan yaakob mengambilalih jawatan. kini adnan akan mengundurkan diri dan pahang akan diterajui oleh MB baru iaitu salih yaakob
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